"His parents don't approve of video games?" She raises an eyebrow. "Do you have a secret version where Sonic blows everyone up?" It's about the most nonviolent video game she can think of. "They wouldn't even let him play Bubble Bobble?"

She sighs. "Shawn, I have a brother who used to make me call him The King of Nintendoland whenever he lost. Bring it on."